Buffalos have Wings?
03 Dec 2010 Leave a Comment
Me and my housemates were out for a meal and one of the ordered buffalo wings. At the look of puzzlement on my face she asked what on earth I was doing. I replyed with “Is that really buffalo?” She gave me the ‘are you stupid’ look, rolled her eyes and carried on eating. I would like to point out that I am a vegetarian and have not eaten meat since I was 12, so I was wondering why I received ‘the look’, then I realised.
Buffalos don’t have wings..
LauraDora over and out.
The misadventures of Laura Dora.
23 Sep 2010 Leave a Comment
I decided in a moment of boredom, that I would draw a little series of pictures called ‘The misadventures of Laura Dora’ and here is the first one =3
'Oh...So flamingos DON'T have noses on their feet..."
Laura Dora, over and out.
Stupid Proof.
14 Sep 2010 Leave a Comment
I’m not very good with computers, in fact up until the age of 10 I refused to even go on one. I went for a test not long ago and they sat me in front of a very expensive looking computer. I very quickly told them that I was worried that I would brake it, they reassured me that I couldn’t brake it and that it was stupid proof.
Three guesses as to what happened.
Within 30 minuets I managed to brake it twice and was wearing my wide eyed “what have I done” look. Not just ‘oh dear, the page won’t load’ but proper full on dead computer type broke.
Oops.
Laura Dora, over and out.
“Did Amber tell you that?”
14 Sep 2010 Leave a Comment
Ever since the flamingo incident, whenever I find out some new and interesting fact that might impress my parents, they give me “The Look” and ask in a, Oh Dear, she has fallen for it again, way, “Did Amber tell you that?”
Like when I told my mam that daddy longlegs’ were the most venomous insect alive, but they didn’t have fangs so they couldn’t inject anyone, she just looked at me, raised an eyebrow, and asked the now famous phrase “Did Amber tell you that?”
Amber did infact tell me this, but i’m sure this one has to be true..
Laura Dora over and out.
My spectacular first day.
14 Sep 2010 Leave a Comment
Okay, so it’s the first day of my college course, I don’t know anyone so i’m wanting to make a good first impression. I’m queueing up to get my ID card with my tool box full of paintbrushes and pencils. Once I get my ID I back up to keep out of the way, I promptly walk into a large free standing poster, resulting in me falling through it and spilling the contence of my tool box all over the floor.
Great way to make a first impression.
Laura Dora over and out.
Adoption?
23 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
I have come to the conclusion, that I am adopted. I mean, I must be right? Both my parents are high flying scientists, my brother is a maths genius and doing all his exams early, and me? I’m severely dyslexic [I had to type severely dyslexic into google to see how to spell it], studying Costume design and think flamingoes have noses on their feet… So either that or I was dropped on my head as a child. I think it’s unfair my brother is so clever and I got all the arty genes.
Me- *Sigh* I think i’ve like, broken the muscle in my finger or something.
Brother- No, you haven’t.
Me- *Insistant* No I really think I have.
Brother- No you haven’t, because you don’t have any muscles in your fingers, just tendons…
Bloody know it all.
I talk to the rents about all this and they just smile knowingly, pat me on the head, and say “your just special dear.”
Laura Dora, over and out.
Balancing Act.
18 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
Now, those of you that know me will know that I am pretty clumsy, I’m currently typing this with a broken finger and sprained ankle. Some would go as far to say i’m vertically challenged, as I seem to spend a lot of my time picking myself up. I have come to the conclusion that I would not make a very good flamingo, as 1) I would constantly be falling over, and 2) I would drown.
I will stick to being a human I think. Well, as human as I am anywho =3
Laura Dora, over and out.
The sound track for my life.
16 Aug 2010 1 Comment
I was chatting with my family, and I mentioned that I thought that everyone should have a sound track to their life, like when they walk into a room it plays. We though about it and I think this would be my song xD Drama Queen is my middle name after all.
Laura Dora, over and out.
Chav Fishing.
16 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
I was sitting in the window seat of the holiday home we are staying in, and I looked out and saw something quite amusing. We over look the beach, and there is this big rock that has steps and you can climb on, but it gets cut off when the tide comes in. Well, apparently the chav family didn’t know this. A kind passer by saw them an called to them, but the chav family was oblivious and daddy tav even waved to them. They tried to wade back through the water [swim chavs! Swim for your lives!] but little chav was sort of drowning. They didn’t even take of their shoes as they tried to wade back…soggy socks for them. In the end they had to send out a little boat to fish them out, teehee. Ahh the stupidity of people never fails to amuse me.
Laura Dora, over and out.
Pigeon Sex
09 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
Okay, so there I am on the phone to Amburger, and suddenly I hear a ‘phwoooo’ next to my ear, making me jump out of my skin, [I was sitting next to the window]. I look out the window, and what do I see? Pigeons having sex on my window sill. Charming. How rude! Go canoodle on someone else’s window sill.
Laura Dora, over and out.
